Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Bad American Idol Audition #5 "Bye, Roman"


Roman from season 3 doesn't get that he's a terrible singer. Eventually, Simon and Randy leaves, but Roman just goes on and ond and on..

Best comments about his audition:

haha, lol.. bye roman, cya roman..and still he stands singing (my favorite comment)

omg thats hillarious....gooodbye romannn

haha what an idiot

Wow this guy doesn't know how to stop. Roman you are Useless man. Whats wrong with you? You have issues dude. See Ya Man... BYEE Roman!!

I think the chairs loved him, lol!

it's funny when he's singing to the empty chairs lol!

i bet the chairs are dying now.they probaly want to leave cuz of roman's horrible singing.lol

stupid =))) no one is there n he gotta sing...

The way he 'smiles' at the beginning!
CHEESE!!!!!!!
LMAO!!

did you see his smile! all of his teeth were showing, check out ":03"

ummm o my fuckin gosh he sucks so bad dat its so hard to laugh right now. he has no shame and he seemed to have forgotten dat he was on tv

Bad American Idol Audition #28: It can't get any worse? Yup.


Fookling Lee; smart girl, skipped High School, can play three instruments. This must be good, right?

Well...

Living proof that being smart doesn't mean you're actually smart. Living proof that being an over-achiever doesn't mean you can actually achieve at all! (Best comment about her audition)

Best comments about those auditions:

Fookling was hilarious! Even her name is hilarious! Keneshia was boring. Candace sounded like she could sing. Latrice is a woman people and yes she sounded like she had a singing problem.

Living proof that being smart doesn't mean you cant be deluded

this is a serious question, is latrice a girl or guy?

That large one in the end with the pink shirt, if she got in, they'll need a much bigger stage for her.

So smart yet she can't figure out that she can't sing

WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT???

Bad American Idol Audition #40: On the road again...


Best comments about these auditions:

this isnt a lemon juice commerical. why the fuck to people sign onto american idol to humiliate theirseleves?! i mean come on seriously.. i bet he just wants to be famous like william hong for singing horribly. what a waste (My favorite comment)

one word odd

Hahaha Simon: "All together now!" LMFAO!!

LMAO JIGGLYPUFF? OMFG, that's just so funny...

The last guy sounded like the chipmunks--Alvin, Simon & Theodore.

o.o.. jigglypuff? scary..man..scary..

lol wtf he is to old 2 anything about jigglypuff and when that girl tag falls lol!!!should i getthat

The last guy just made me bust a lung from laughing so much...

The girl and the last one was LOL!

Haha the last guy was funny

Stick to the dancing, dude.
The first one, not the other one..

Bad American Idol Audition #26: AI in Hawaii!


Best comments about those auditions:

Why did these people audition? That confuses me.

wow! who would dress up like winnie the poo...on tv? the people in this world...

Lol, Simon's terrible with kids

Oh my god!

LOL @ POOH BEAR

Aww! That was so sweet with Simon and the little girls!
I wouldn't ask him to babysit or be around children at all, but it was cute.

American Idol Reject Steven Thoen



Best comments about his audition:

At 00:27 xD they're just understanding how awful it's gonna be !!!MUHa HA HA HA HA !!!!!!

wow...ima call this guy snaggles..he has one tooth just dangling in the front...like its george washington on the frontline or something.

this is soooooooooooo funni
i like how in the end simon is like carry on

i think it was Paula who snorted?

this is the funniest, randy and simon crack me up at 0:08

The best part is when the guy stops, and simon says: CARRY ON
LOL!!

Poor Simon is crying and turning red.

Sounds like he has a duck goosing him to remind him to breathe in certain parts!! My favourite is "Look up to the sky and ssss seeee.

This is the funniest thing I've seen in ages.

I can't get enough of it.

plus he SUCKS ASS!

American Idol Reject - Stephanie Sugarman



Best comment about her audition:

Wtf does NASADY UHH mean. She says it at 00:31 listen to it please and say what it means.

meth? shut up, whore

Oh god... She has the same name as me. I feel weird just watching it and seeing her get kicked out. She's strange! XD She's still smiling when they're criticizing...

hahahahaha her dancing sucks

5 buck slut. Fucking sick!

American Idol Rejects - Trista The Cowardly Lion


Best comment about her audition:

She doesn't sound like an lion either, more likely like shes having some sort of mentally disturbing

here is another funny face from Simon, simply being shocked.

hahaha, the second time I see Simon shocked. that face pricless...hahaha

poor girl. freaking idiot, what the fuck is the matter whith that crazy fat woman?!?! OMG hahehahehae

stupid ass fat bitch - hahahahahA!

tht was mean ;( She is unigue but rele not for american idol! But still they couldve said sure we will have the poster

Seriously, THAT was a wierd girl, hahahahah! WOOOOKIE! And when shes singing, i thought i was going to die, rofl!

hahah simon's face is hilarious!!!! omg, im like crying laughing....hahahahahaha that chick is weird as shit.

She is not a cowardly lion. She was Chewbacca. A wookiee.

priceless simon!!!!!!!!!!

lmao @ when ryan told her to do it three times.. i almost choked on my drink

HAHAHA ITS CHEWBACCA!!! LMFAO

i liked simons facial expression

omg that was weird!Good god my ears!So funny.

she should star in lion king she look big and dumb

American Idol Rejects Chonna Clepper


What happened BEFORE seeing the judges is funnier than during the audition!

Best comment about her audition:

She was alright. A little work would make her better. And instead of wearing lingerie, she should have worn nothing. She'd be to Hollywood like THAT

"back in the bathroom sweetheart.." haha

Shes Actually Not That Bad!

The Wife of Tarzan

wow she is not so bad! but her outfit is.....wow....... so weird. i thought for sure she would have been awful but she was not so bad!

I think her voice was amazing...and I know they did too. It was definately because of her outfit that they turned her down.

American Idol Rejects


Best comment about that:

it could be a great comedy show loool ( my favorite comment)

for real how do these people survive out in the world, ha ha ha they are freaking crazy! Its great though.

Simon looks like he's about to have a breakdown every second of every audition except the ones that are actually good... about 00.0000001%

Is this a joke?
Naaaah

Like Chicken he is working with! Lol!

Like Chicken he is working with! Lol!

the girl with the rose in her hair topped that retard mary..sooo funny...chain chain chain, ah ah ah!

Oh my god!

What Simon did on 3:58 was effin hilarious.

LOL, I luv the part when the girl sings genie in a bottle and Simon and Randy do that hand motion.

eek a stripper! and a lion on stage? call animal control!!!!!!!!!!!

All of them belong in the nuthouse!!!!

this is the biggest joke of the century