Sunday, September 30, 2007

funny american idol


Best comments about funniest american idol audition:

she is a porn star ! LOL(my favorite comment)

she is trying to be slutty and seduce the judges, but she is just too bitchy and ugly.

no more songs shell end up naked

lmfao..she sings like my cat..my DEAD cat!!

ok now i cant hear, she killed my ears.

not even a thank you..lol!

poor thing hahahahahaaa

she couldnt get the fucking flower off her hair because its so damn tangled! lol!

SOunds like something is stuck in the throat!!!

Pause t 58 Simon has a WTF MOMET!!!@!LOL

She had an orgasm while singing dudes...

thats insane!!!!!!!

One of the worst I've ever seen !!! she's stupid!

wow that was.....uh STRANGE! lol
wut was with her and that flower it got look stuck in her disgusting hair! uhhhhhhh......

its creepy when she giggles.

I like simon's comment. ahhaha..

wtf, why is she stripping?
what a horrible voice!
did she think stripping was gonna get her in? lol

why do they strip when they sing?

ahahahahahhah lols serious if you watched from
00:43 ~00:46
its halrious...

wow...i hope this is a joke. this is just weird...

I hate her laugh and thats not a girl thats a shemale.

Honastly, Was This A Joke?
& Then She Walks 0ut All Offended At The End...
lol

o lord..

that was painful to watch

lol. Did she think the strip tease would distract them or something? And that giggle...scary...she almost sounded like she was insane...probably is...that was mean of me to say...oh well...

The Worst of American Idol 2007 Auditions!


Best comment about that boy audition:

i would love to be an american idol judge for a day it looks like so much fun( this is my favorite comment)

why does every person that learn the lyrics of a song thinks that he/she can sing it??? take fuking lessons.. it doesnt comes for free

He sounds like he's crying at a funeral.

THIS IS REDARTED

I WANNA CLOSE MY EARS!!!

.. i want to clooooooooooooooose my eyes! haha

he should close his mouth , Lol!

American Idol worst auditions 3


Best comments about that audition:

thats why these shows only put through mainly jokes and not people that are seriouse about singing

Simon: THAT is not serious.
Dude: Not serious...?
Simon: ... is it?
Randy: Uh-oh...

"is that what'ch you're lookin' for?" lmao how much funnier can someone be?

He sounded like Mickey Mouse singing

MY EARS!!! OMG MY EARS!!

1:18
lmao look at her. She don't like it

Oh my god I couldn't stop laughing when that guy tried to sing a 3rd time.

Paula's face at 1:20!! omg, I'm cracking up!

rofl lmao lol lmfao!!! lol lollo lolol o lol ol olol
sounds like my dad in the shower !

my god that was so funy

Squeeeel like a pig boy yeah squeal just like that oooh yeah... farmerboy

squealing like a damn pig

lol ramsay and simon are just as good. they should meet! idk but they're really funny..

Paula's eye's @ 1:20

thats sorta like when some people sing in the shower or alone in their room. lol.

he sounds like a donkey :O hahaha

HAHA " You want it lower.. Right" ^^ AHAHAH

omg, thats f*cking hilarious. ahahahha

The Worst of American IdolHorrible auditions on American Idol. Probably the worst singing in the world.


Best comments about horrible auditions:

(i am from czech republic, so my english isnt perfect too... :) ) in czech we call this competition Czech is searching SuperStar, and the only reason why i am watching it is this :D around the world are too many good singers, but these are different-and thats why i like them :D (i mean like-to have fun, NOT TO LISTEN TO THEM OR BUYING THEIR CDS-i am not crazy :) )( My favorite comment)

OMG! Are these people serious?!

i bet these people get paid for doing stupid shit

Did you see ryan's face when she said sexy?!!

The MJ impersonator was funny! The next two were funny! The next guy was boring me. The escalator part was funny! The next three were stupid. Especially the third one. What is wrong with Randy and Paula?! The guy acted like he had ADD. What's with the Big Bird costume? The rest was hilarious!

first i wished i was deaf but now im wishing i was blind too

There are people like this in the world? lol

From what holle all this wierds came from?

omg.. that lady goin up the escalator... wow that shit cracked me up.. "u got that on tape" hahahah classic..

lmao @ the "26" yr old in the big bird dress.

LAST 1 IS DEAF!!!

That chick at 3:27 looks like Big Bird's dissowned sister.

Brandy must've been tone-deaf or something.She sucked!That girl in the end,OMG.She has the most irritating and annoying voice.She's trying to be like,Christina Aguilera.

The last girl broked my Icemat Headphones

Oh my God, my cat was sleeping next to me on the sofa just now but when this clip came on, he woke up, threw the worst look at the laptop, then me and walked out of the room. I'm laughing at him as much as I am at the 'singers' in this clip...

simon face was priceless on that last chick

OMG! That last girl! Why did she keep doing that???! I rly got iratated there....

OMG The end was HORRIFIC!!!!! LOL

That fat lady in yellow is either wasted or a retard

oh my goodness that one in the "tina turner" looked a mess.and the girl at the end needed to shut her ass up.lmao

the big lady- her name's "fowl"er and she's wearing a chicken suit- more than a coincidence? hmmmm

that fat yellow dressing bird was too much jokes

lmao why does the girl at the end keep on goin

the last girl was the WORST of them all! she was more bad than the guy in the girl dress and the pig-tails! she pushed it way too far!

ha ha ha! 3:07 simon is pissed!

I would use a rocket launcher against these wannabes if I were Simon...I can't believe there are people in this world willing to make a monkey of their selves live...

American Idol Season 4 - Top 10 Worst Auditions


funny!!!- American Idol 2005 Season 4 - Top 10 Worst Auditions

Best comments about Top 10 Worst Auditions:

Daron was bizarre and funny! Derrick the alleged cousin of Toni Braxton was dumb enough to even say he was. He sings like he the best and he should know that he's not. The next three were ridiculous. Brian McKnight? Not a chance. Sounds like a girl. LeRoy was hilarous!

number 9 wasnt that bad. how the heck did that one guy make number 8 7 6 5? was 3 really singing or just speaking loudly? i lol'd wen paula spit out her drink at number 2. number one was the best! he was askin 4 the $ strare up! but im not sure he knew that this was a 'singing' contest.

omg wtf 10 was just scary
8,7,6,5 well he was like on crack or some shit
4 was JUST gay number 3 was just to prove theres no just thing as bieng speical and the rest were stupid a big fat LOLso many songs ruined

The only part of American Idol i watch IS the auditions and thats only cuz i wanna c the really bad ones so 4 me THIS VIDEO IS PERFECT!

only one word describes this...STRANGE!!!!!!!

THEY ALL FREAKIN SUCK........BAD

#9 and 10 were the only ones being real. The rest sem to be there to get on TV.

LOL @ simon, rolling his eyes @ #1 while saying 'i agree' lmao

OMG what was these people smoking? #4 could be casted for Napolean Dynomite 2 #1 was just plain high #2 was just was plain R-I-D-C-U-L-O-U-S

that last one was like a human monkey, he couldnt control his armz lol

#4 is the funniest! but #1 is the drunkest!!!

the 1st one is funny as hell lmao

American Idol- Worst


Best comments about worst American idol auditions:

The 2nd person (GURL) SOUNDED LIKE A MAN!!
And the 3rd person (GURL AGAIN) SOUNDED LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT!!
Omfg!! And the 4th person sounded like he had a toad in his THROAT!! LoLz!!
Omg the 5th person? OMFG!!
And the 6th person... Err.. Yeah.. Right...
OMFG and 32716 was like WEIRD!!

I love it when Simon laughs

I just love when they start to laugh in the middle of someone's singing LMFAO!!!

haha I really need a girlfriend, OMG!

The guy who sang and assaulted Simon was hilarious!! Ironically, Simon didn't lash out at him! I actually expected that to happen! That probably would've been funny!

Hahaha, this was funny !

very very funny! Lol!

i seriously never laugh as much as i do wen i watch stuff like this Omg hahahahahaha

The first asian guy is physically HOT! But unfortunatelly he broke all those stereotypes that asians are smart...

randy and paula at 2:30-2:32 lol

hahahahahahahahahaha

lol at 3:50 assaulted simon wit water

that girl with the yellow shiet souds like a man

That Jacqueline girl looks like she's sweating like crazy and also looks like she's going to have a heart attack.

Wat The Hell Was this that was funny so funny i'm cryin right now

OMG that's what I call a disassster!

She Bangs ' She Bangs ' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HOLY SHIT that girl in the yellow shirt can sing LOW holy crap i havent heard a contralto like that in ages

Yer man who threw the water at Cowell looked like a psycho covered with faeces

HAHAHA THIS IS HALARIOUS!

No one will ever beat Willam Hung's audition!
The funniest 30 sconds of my life!

I LOVE it!!!! Its SO funny!

deaf or dumb?

shut up

Jakeline... What tha hell was that???

lol.. the yellow girl got a man voice...

i never seen simon laugh before lol

American idol is for singing and stupid stuff like that not a dating service. This didn't help him it made it worse.......

rANDY IS HIDIN HIS FACE AT 2:51...LOL

rofl im surprised simon, paula, and randy havent gone deaf

omg 3:05 lol randy!! omg and the guy that through the water at simon!

Yeah duuude

HAHAHAAH the first guy is so fucked up

simon fills my black heart with joy...Keep telling the truth Simon. No one has the balls to say it but Simon...gotta love it.

that woman in the yellow top is WIERD man

'to all of you who didn't believe in me'. What the fvck did he mean?

I have a feeling the first guy was an actor hahaaha he's such bullshit he just wanted to be on TV.

lol LOSERS!

lmfao@ Paula's Face when the girl from 3:18 starts singing..lmao

Oh for hell sakes, ha ha ha this is sad about the idiot that wants to get a girl friend... God bless those retards....

LOL I GUESS THATS A NO THEN?

the fat lady:" zeh be dab a doo zab dab dab doo"

LOL

I can't believe that some people think they can sing and sound so bad. Amazing how much self-cofidence they have.
The "she bangs" moves are so funny..lol^^

Bad American Idol Audition #1 Scared judges


Sarah Santiago (from season 3 of American Idol) sings like a ghost and scares the living *beep* out of Simon, Randy and Paula. She is the Ghost idol! Lol!

Best comments about her audition:

LOL if rude. These people deserve everything they get. In all the world I don't understand why people with voices like this girl BOTHER trying out. It's a singing competition, if your voice sounds like ass why try out??( My favorite comment)

the fact that she was nervous at all isn't acceptable, if she gets nervous infront of three people, how's she gonna put up in front of an audience of thousands, or millions!!!

The scary part is that it actually WAS a storm raging outside...
They should have put lightning bolts in her eyes when she's singing, like Storm from X-Men!

She sounded like a possessed demon with throat cancer! Someone call an exorcist!

She could do the music to horror music! Scary!

one of the worst voices ever!! haha..

its her nerves! yeah complete bollocks

that waz scary as hell

The more and more I hear this, the more I agree with the judges. She is terrible.

look girl! you suck ! you cant sing! you sound like when ur taking a poop! ahahahahaha

she iz singin n singin n singin =)))lol!

haha ! Can i have one more time?

ahah i like when paula is talking to her and she just starts singin again ahaha

"So they're gonna be seeing my CD" lololol No one in their right mind would give her a contract OR buy her cds lolol Gosh too funny

i loves how Randy was like all freaking out, i was too that was frightening

Lol Did You See The Guy His Face when she Said:Whats Wrong With That? HILARIOUS!!

"im sorry, can i start over im kind of nervous".... ha ha ha!!!!!! she sais that like 5 times!!! lol

a ghost
ohhhhh mmmmmyyyyy goooooddddd

"As if a ghost could sing" lol!!!

horrible

that girl's retarded

00:37 Simon's face..LOL

"You sing like a ghost or something" lol Damn

Simon, Paula, and Randy run for your lives, lol!!!;)

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Insane Hilarious X Factor Audition


Crazy toothless black lady impresses the judges with her hysterical, insane laugh! Snorting like a wild boar, she struts her stuff, and gets rejected on the spot. The song is "Hot Stuff"; she's an animal, no doubt!

Best comments concerning her audition:

She's one of a kind.Bloody hilarious, Wicked laugh. Good singer too, better than some of the contestants they put through( This is my favorite comment!)

If it wasnt for the insane outfit, teeth, grunting and laughter she d probably made it - shes actually got a great voice.

she could definitely do some kinda act, she's got a decent voice, sounds like she's got power, and that snort/growl and laugh . . . she's SET! Plus she at least acts a good laugh-y personality. :-)


Omg this is the funniest thing ive ever seen i my whole life lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol xxxxxxx

thats so weird nd i lyk her laff aswell

LOVINN HER LAUGH!
Soo funny!!!

LMAO = Laughing My Ass Off

is she laughing or screaming....hahahaha

fckin animal lmao

BEST

VIDEO

EVER !!!!!!!!!

i was in tears laughing... and then coughing...

easily the funniest laugh ive ever heard... ever.

OMFG what if she won! Lol!

This woman is a right legend! Lol! Her laugh is amazing!!!!

i swear i saw her on a wildlife programe the other day, an animal she definatly is!

omg hahahahah AAAAAAAAAAAHH ahahahahhaha
dam she could be famus for that laugh only hahahaha

Aw she's wonderful. I keep watching that over and over just to hear that ridiculously infectious laugh and it gets me ever time! Yeah I agree with some of the comments here, she didn't have a bad voice at all and certainly had the personality to cut it in the X Factor.


I didnt think her audition was THAT bad... theres been ALOT worse.. her laugh is amazing lmfao!!!

she said i am an animal lmao

i like ppl like that, someone who doesnt take it seriously, i mean when she sang it was good but the problem was when she said yeah but i guess that was on perpose the way she said it, but i like her

RaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRRR!!!!!!!! i tink simon liked dat! dnt u????

She was actually quite a good singer I think - But if she carries on laughing like this she will one day inflate herself and pop. It is quite bad for buissness when your singers start exploding onstage and blowing their goo all over the crowd.

Bad X-Factor Auditions


Best comments about Bad auditions:

Kalindoscopy , lol , I think this should be changed into the "retard factor" , because seriously , there are so many fucking freaks that try to sing, they must know their shit?( This is my favorite comment!)

the guy on the left is just a compleate idiot.

ok the cowgirl is scaring...the guy at 5:45 dellusional and those three at 7:00 absolutely useless but still funny and bearable...the last guy though tops them all!!!
He should see a doctor!!!

That cowboy girl realy scared me off

hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

'i sang the verse, john lennon sang the chorus'.

'but he's dead'!!

'i know but i've done the impossible'

lol hilarious

Over the rainbow is so hilarious. I reckon sharon did pee herself

That first guy is absolutely terrible.

The To the moon and back boys..WHAT The fuck was that? LOL I rarely like to think as nasty as Simon..but WHAT Was that?

Liz the cowgirl was scary have you seen her EYES!?!?!?!?!? She was a crap singer.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha lol they're all idiots and the first one was really ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A lot of it i absolutely hated, some of them were just so boring!

sharon lets em down easy!!!!!
simon tells em staight away!!
and i luved it when louis called that guy an idiot!!!
i was crying at the end it was that funny!!!!

omg... no need 4 the personal comments simon!! Scary eyes

hes gt a headache. "you're an idiot on the left" lol

Simon is absolutely hilarious with the girl with bulging eyes "you're more fear factor than X factor" roflmfao lol

That first guy! Fucking hell ! He definately suffers from spastic paralysis. I mean, what are those unearthly movements? What do they symbolize?

That first guy just like dogs Barking, Lol!

Unbearably painful!!! (the 1st person)

The woman who was dressed as that 'cowgirl', FUCKING HELL...

I actually ran behind my sofa in terror

at 3.14 louis look like he shat hismelf lol he was soooo scared

"Your an idiot on the left" that is good.

oh my god i cant even finish the video. truly cringeworthy.
how are people this deluded?

do you know john lennon? of course not louie! hes dead! lol

CNS' Awful X Factor Audition.


Best comment about that audition:

He is obviously mentaly handicaped, well most Idol-losers are but he really is. I am so happy there are retards out there with parents / friends that makes them think they have talent they make the world laugh, I love u guys.(This is my favorite comment!)

the bit at the end when he dont no wot to say.....ok...er bye hahaha wot a twat

hes a goon!! full of himself !!hes "CRAP" God help him!!

What a twat

he looks like a drunk uncle at xmas

hahhhh.... you call this singin´??

lol lmao hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!


The jury is so mean, they're hard, but they're fair.

X Factor idol (verry funny) barbie girl


Best comment about this chicken player:

i think hes hilarious! :D he should be a comedian

hahahahahahahahahahah ahhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

DEARRRRRRRRRRRRR GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDd

HE's NOT EVEN GAY..

HE's JUST RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he song the song bbbbbbad chicken factory

I work in a Chicken Factory ! lol ! come on Barbie lets go Party ! lol Imao

pick a chick!!! lol

oh... my god

Buahahahahahaha

This is funny

Those chickens must have been possessed. What did they do to him?

I guess seeing a lot of chicken after a while makes you a little crazy

omg hAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

American Idol - 5 worst


Best comment about those craps:

All fixed for good ratings. The producers go out of their way to find the worst, probably from the mental hospitals in the area, and pay them to be on the show. There's no other possible explanation.(It is my favorite comment about all that!)

-That was extrodinary
-aw ty
-extrodinary bad?
OMG OMG they are sooo evil XDDDD AWESOMENESS!

my ears hurt now .WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTt!

do these people actually think ther good??

the genie rules. hahaha!

lol whole package.. my ass

outttch my earrs are in pain

Crazy people. Lol

WHAT? HAHAHAHAHA REDICULOUS ONES

lol the jusdges have 2 listen this all day long

why the hell do ppl think they are good at singing when they arent?

lol! Haha, they really sucked


Sarah Goldberg, the American Psycho


Best Comments about her audition:

She can be the first American Idol that can't really sing

one word PHYCO anoter4 words SHE MAKE ME LAUGH!!!

OMG:P:P:P She's TERRIBLE. American Idol is ALL about SINGING. then she comes up with the "You don't have to be a singer to be American Idol"....

hahahahahha physchooooooooooooooooooooooo

Woot, look at that pose with her ass sticking out.Lol!

lol@ her dramatic exiting going wrong when she chose the wrong door

It's like she took drugs before she even auditioned. I would run her right out of the room.

she spends way too much time in her time dreaming....crazy....needs drugs

She is insane, I mean it totaly diluded!

oh dear. i think randy's face at 2:24 says it all...

Can someone pleace SHUT HER UP?
I think that's one of the most annoying people I've ever seen

she must have forgot to take her pills befor she came on the show.

She was dumb to even audition. What's with her getting all political? She's crazy.

I think that she's the American Psycho Bitch.

what a freak


Mary Roach on American Idol


Some Best comments about her audition:

she is scary...

Who the fork told her she has an amazing voice? The voices in her head? Does she even have friends? Well, at least she's entertaining as hell.

U can tell that she will cry and she said whatever so they could change their minds

What the hell?

u have the worst voice ever!!!!

Is she told the judges she was hearing voices??? Man... her eyes were scary...!!!

Uh, weird. O_o

Holy shit shes fucking scary

"Not too shabby" hahaha LOL!

fuckin freak.

these people have must have to cruel friends to tell them they have a great voice and watch them make an ass of themselves on tv lmao ahahaha

hhhhhhhhhhaaha she sounds like a damn killer when she says U DONT WANA HEAR EM ......ahahaha

ha ha! Holy crap, this is like a never ending nightmare. She kinda looks like Ellen DeGeneres, only with some crazy thrown in....

Thats one crazy ass bitch.

I could barely understand a thing she sang...damn, that's horrible.

Brenna Kynar - American Idol Reject Audition


The best comments about this audition:

She was a disaster to begin with. I knew she was trouble. Believe me. That was a nightmare!

oh my god, i AM scared

very scary

simon talks the truth!!!:

*fat bitch: "is there anything else i can do better"
simon: "leave"

*is it anything i can do to improve?
-leave!


HAHA, gotta love Simon

her and idol are like BFF !!!! lol lol lol oh my goodness lol lol

"Because I wasn't your teacher."

BURNED!

she has a degree in vocal performance :S:S:S:S and during ten years she took singing class :S:S:S:S her teacher must be totally deaf!!!

i like the part that simon says "leave" eheheheheheh :D

terrible

What a nightmare! Not only her song - her look, she would be great as an idol (of blind and dumb guys - only)!

"Okay, umm, I have 10 years of training, so, I don't understand why you wouldn't tell me 10 years ago that I wasn't good...."

"Because I wasn't your teacher..." ha! rofl..

MY EARS!!! OMG MY EARS!!

Bwahaha..
"Brenna I don't want to hear anything more from you"
"why?"
"because I just hated your audition"

"someone took your money"

Rofl.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH !!

omg why do ppl like her even try

She's scary..... lol

American Idol Audition [Keith Beukelaer]



Herewith is an audition of a stupid gay, a tipical american stupid!
And I selected the best comments said about that awful audition:

do you think these people go into this ON PURPOSE... are they really serious... YOU CANNOTSIGN YOU ARSEHOLE

cough cough.. worst thing ive ever seen

I bet hes gay and never had sex with a girl

Man go to sleep....dont make that kind of thing in tv..

Oh
My
God..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA i bet he is gay

fucking gay

he looks like he should be singing in that bar in star wars...

Simon's right. Worst singer in the world! lol

ahh thats the worst video in american idol history! I love it! haha

Made himself look like an idiot on TV.

he sounds like a little girl

I wonder how his parents felt when they saw him on TV.

i dont think it's funny because i think he's kiddin them.... if not, he's insane..

it's so fucking funny....!!!!!!!!!

omg simons all red!! this is HILARIOUS!LOLOLOLOLOL! LMAO.

LMAO what a dick.

some one shoot him

GAYYYYYYYYYYY LOL

ok..... two words hot mess!!!!

Which fucktard told him he could sing?

what the fuck? whats in hes mind??? totaly gay

what a gay idiot



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